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                        SCHRÖDINGER'S BITCOIN ($SBTC)
                               WHITEPAPER V1.0

                 "WAGMI and REKT simultaneously exist until 
                       you check your wallet balance."
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1. ABSTRACT
For over two decades, cryptographic purists debated the "Q-Day"—the exact moment 
a quantum computer would achieve enough qubits to shatter the SHA-256 and 
secp256k1 algorithms protecting the Bitcoin network. In 2050, QuantumCorp 
turned on "The Beast". They aimed to crack the cryptography. Instead, they broke 
the fabric of digital reality. 

Wallets were not hacked; they were pushed into a state of quantum superposition. 
This document outlines the mechanics, tokenomics, and survival protocols for 
Schrödinger's Bitcoin ($SBTC)—the first digital asset extracted from this 
blockchain anomaly by the anonymous entity known as Nebula-X.

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2. THE LORE: THE QUANTUM PANIC OF 2050
When the quantum interference hit the global ledger, every Satoshi entered a 
dual state. In this new reality, your tokens are simultaneously unspent and 
already spent on a parallel chain. The global financial system suffered a 
psychological collapse: every trader is now both a billionaire and completely 
bankrupt until they observe their portfolio.

$SBTC is the native token of this chaos. It was not mined through Proof-of-Work, 
nor staked through Proof-of-Stake. It was forged in the "Quantum Rift".

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3. TOKENOMICS & DISTRIBUTION
To preserve the legacy of Satoshi Nakamoto (or Snakamoto, in the quantum realm), 
$SBTC strictly adheres to the sacred mathematics of the original chain, but with 
a deflationary twist.

> TOTAL SUPPLY: 21,000,000 $SBTC
> MAX SUPPLY: Capped forever. No minting allowed.

DISTRIBUTION:
[51%] 10,710,000 $SBTC -> The "Quantum Fair Launch" (Airdrop to the community)
[49%] 10,290,000 $SBTC -> Locked in Decentralized Exchange (DEX) Liquidity Pools

There are no VC allocations. There are no team unlocks. The market dictates 
the fate of the cat.

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4. CORE MECHANIC: THE OBSERVATION PROTOCOL (BURN ENGINE)
$SBTC introduces a unique deflationary mechanism hardcoded into the Ethereum 
Virtual Machine (EVM) via the 'observeWallet()' function. 

Whenever a user interacts with the terminal to "Observe the Quantum Wave", the 
Smart Contract forces the superposition to collapse. The physics of the blockchain 
roll the dice using block timestamps.

- IF THE CAT IS ALIVE (50% Probability):
  The observer survives. A minor stabilization fee is burned from their wallet.
  > Burn Rate: 0.000001 $SBTC

- IF THE CAT IS DEAD (50% Probability):
  The wave collapses violently. A heavy quantum punishment is applied.
  > Burn Rate: 0.00001 $SBTC

This guarantees that as network activity increases, the total supply of $SBTC 
decreases, creating perpetual scarcity. Every observation makes the surviving 
tokens mathematically more valuable.

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5. SECURITY: THE QUANTUM TURING TEST (ANTI-BOT SYSTEM)
The 51% community airdrop is protected by the most advanced anti-Sybil protocol 
ever deployed for a memecoin. Bots cannot steal the fair launch.

To claim the 100 $SBTC reward, entities must pass the "Quantum Turing Test":
1. Proof-of-Work (Frontend): The user's CPU must calculate mathematical hashes, 
   verifying human patience and hardware limits.
2. ECDSA Off-Chain Signatures: Upon passing, the central reactor (backend server) 
   generates a highly encrypted, single-use elliptic curve signature.
3. On-Chain Verification: The Smart Contract intercepts the transaction and 
   authenticates the backend signature. 

If a bot attempts to call 'claimReward()' directly on the blockchain without 
the server's signature, the transaction reverts. If a bot attempts to automate 
the frontend, its CPU melts. Fair distribution is mathematically guaranteed.

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6. DISCLAIMER
$SBTC is an experiment in decentralized game theory, cryptographic satire, and 
deflationary physics. It has absolutely no intrinsic value, and yet, it might 
have infinite value. It depends on who is looking.

Do not invest your life savings into quantum felines. 

"Furthermore, $SBTC is an independent, satirical memecoin experiment. It has
absolutely NO affiliation, partnership, or connection with Bitcoin, BTC, 
Wrapped Bitcoin (wBTC), or any official Bitcoin ecosystem projects."

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